yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

technician: good news, doctor!  we’ve successfully captured and/or created a deadly mutant space creature.

scientist: fantastic work, recruit.

technician: thank you, sir!  what do you want us to do with it now?

scientist: put it in my hollow glass cylinder filled with blue-green fluid and connect one or more thin plastic pipes to its body.

technician: do you want us to occasionally blow some air bubbles upward through the liquid?

scientist: abso-fucking-lutely i do