The time has come for some actual pomatum and 100% less fun with fire (as the prophecy foretold).
The Pearl Pomatum (at long last)
Inciting hordes to riot
Or apothecary, same difference.
Issue 38, containing: 27 March 2023, A Brief History of Putting Pearls in Things (in Europe)(and also My Workshop), The Incredibly Big Difference Between Essence of Pearl and Seed Pearl in Fine Powder, (Mystery Solved) Or Is It, (Consumer-Grade Pearl Powder) Also No, Finding Some Real Goddamn Pearls in This Degenerate Age, The Reading Society, &c.
It should be said directly: None of what I describe in the below should be repeated by any reasonable persons. *Do not make my mistakes.*
Katherine Crighton 