The disastrous Australian Emu War.
Someone turned it into a comic. YES.
never forget the emu war
And the rest of the world is like, “WTF Mate?”
“Casualties and losses: 10,000 rounds of ammo. Dignity.”
i first read hamlet when i was seventeen and kind of took the whole “they’re all in their early twenties, they’re college students, the ‘33 years old’ thing is just a weird forgettable detail” deal on faith
but now that i have been a college student for a year and a half i can indeed say with total honesty that “accidentally run into your bff’s dad’s ghost, freak out and yell at each other for like half an hour, devolve into a discussion of politics, get totally surprised by the dad again and decide to go fuck it and make somebody else deal with the problem”
is a completely accurate description of the college experience
#‘HORATIO THAT’S A GHOST YOU’RE A SCHOLAR DEAL WITH IT’ #’I’M GONNA SPOUT SOME PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT AT THE GHOST’ #’HORATIO HOW IS THIS GONNA SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM’ #’BRO I’M A SCHOLAR THIS IS HOW I SOLVE LITERALLY ALL OF MY PROBLEMS!!!!!’ #not pictured: after swearing on hamlet’s sword everyone goes to the local ihop and stays there until 4 am staring at the syrups (x)